The Onion with a very serious description of “30-year-old software-programmer-turned-cyberpunk known only as ‘Cipher[‘s]'” efforts to break into a computer system:
After dashing off an indiscernible code on his laptop keyboard and sharply striking the enter key multiple times with his forefinger, a fast-talking, visibly tense computer hacker said that he just has to break through the encryption shield before he could upload the nano-virus, sources confirmed Tuesday.
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